20. Khaleesi. British Heart Living in America. Irish Native American Descendant.
one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’
no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
Wake up early. Drink coffee. Work hard. Be ambitious. Keep your priorities straight, your mind right and your head up. Do well, live well and dress really well. Do what you love, love what you do. It is time to start living.
"stop saying ‘frick frack"
"stop using the ‘uwu’ and ‘XD’ face you look stupid"
"stop making flower crown edits they are so annoying"
"stop making color palettes jesus christ wtf"
It took Katara about .532 seconds to take zuko down
"Here for a rematch?" HE ASKED THE WATERBENDER WHILE STANDING ON A GLACIER ISLAND SURROUNDED BY WATER
replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
OKAy so in class today I was bored and I decided to draw a Cyberman head
but sadly I had no clue as to how to draw a Cyberman body
so INSTEAD I MADE A SLIGHT COMPROMISE
THAT PICKUP LINE THEN CAME TO ME AS I GAZED AT MY MASTERPIECE
|my mom:||don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet|
|me at 12:||omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh|
|me now:||so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something|
Sometimes I feel like nothing is good enough for tumblr. Disney portrays a strong female character. It’s not good enough because she’s white. Google does something for Elimination of Violence Against Women day. It’s not good enough because it’s not smacked in your face. You have to cherish the little victories, folks. The cup isn’t always half empty.
FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING SAYS IT
when u stay up super late watching anime but then u get tired
things that say a lot about a person
- their favourite character
- the lyrics they write on their hands
- the colours they wear
- which murder weapon they prefer
- how they make their tea
Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice your differences unless they care enough to look closely.
People are also similar to snowflakes in that it is difficult to drive when there are too many of them piled up on the road.
Well that took a turn I didn’t expect
So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.
He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments