`Fire Cannot Kill A Dragon`

20. British Twin to One. Irish Native American Decendant. Inspired by Lyrics and Tattoos. <3

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for $885, ($500 for the shoulder plus $385 for the hand an forearm) 

and a leg can sell for $500 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here) 

So when someone says “That’ll cost an arm ad a leg” they are roughly asking for $1,335

which is less than i would have guessed. 

i didn’t spend this much time researching the cost of limbs on the black market for one note

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atheistj:

It made no sense for Drax to call Gamora a whore, pass it on.

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little-demons145:

Top 10 Creepy Old Wives’ Tales
Creepsmcpasta Plays

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smittentomkitten:

jossisgod:

insanely-smart:

If I ever don’t reblog this, do something to check up on me.

With this exchange, there is ABSOLUTELY NO DOUBT that this man is toying with his fans much like a cat does a mouse.  He’s going to wear us out and leave us laying on the floor in heaps.  He’ll brush off his hands and, as he walks away, will say “my work is done here.”  Cheeky, taunting bastard.

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jossisgod insanely-smart

he is aware of absolutely everything he does. ev.ery.thing.  it’s not a knock.  it’s merely a comment on a man who knows himself and his image extremely well.  it’s quite brilliant, actually.

(Source: lokisacolyte, via allthatandasideoftom)

tattoooedhearts:

before listening to beyoncé

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after listening to beyoncé

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antisociallysplendid:

lalagirgurl:

bluedragonkaiser:

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown

What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes it’s just November come on folks I mean I swear. What’s this?

I FREAKING READ IT IN JACKS VOICE 

I FUCKING SANG IT

(via why-am-i-not-in-the-impala)

smittentomkitten:

lokiwholockfactory:

jossisgod:

october-green:

There was some dancing involved and I remember looking back to the only two people in the club who weren’t dancing. And It was Mr. Evans and Hemsworth.

I can hear his awesome impressions of the Chris’ in my head while looking at these :D

His impression of CE at Nerd HQ was the start of my downfall with this talented bastard ♡

Tom being TomCute.

Also known as that…

Take it away smittentomkitten.

ophelia-tagloff

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stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

(Source: stability, via mischievous-criminals)

lenabeanz:

aesthetic-dissonance:

sagihairius:

My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”

you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity

my first word was “ball” so I really want my last word to be “sack”

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enchantedbyhiddles:

tomhardy-tomsofty:

booty vs booty

I’m always amazed how much control Chris has over that shield. When Tom turns it is swinging around uncontrollably, while in Chris’ hand it stays perfectly still.

(via mischievous-criminals)

me peeing

me:shit son
me:sHIT
me:that water is barely yellow
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:i am hydrated as HELL

superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image

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